goldenstatehudson:

I’m up early, the weather is amazing and I feel like going for a morning run. I think this is one of the signs of the apocalypse coming.

…Did you hit your head or something? Cause this just isn’t right.

ucla-mercy:

If he comes back in yes, definitely. But for now I’ll just spit in his drinks.

That’s the least he deserves. He definitely needs to learn a lesson or two. What a jackass.

quinnderellas:

I was planning to go down to L.A. but I have to do a bunch of stuff with the sorority girls. 

ucla-mercy:

I love you but I do not appreciate it when some guy thinks a ‘tip’ is a smack on the ass. If only I didn’t need money.

Need me to kick someone’s ass for you?

ucla-mercy:

By please, just get a lucky kiss from Quinn, Im sure you’ll win a lot of money considering she won as soon as we got here!

She probably used all her good luck up with that jackpot. I mean, I’m still going to go get a kiss anyway, but I’m just saying.

ucla-mercy:

Dawh Puck. It’s hard, but you know what, we’ll be back soon and then you can be in your own bed. But how about this, I’ll high five you anyways?

I’ll gladly take it. Maybe I can win me some money and earn me a second one too.

ucla-mercy:

Oh hell to the yes. I cannot get over it, but I want to sleep in my own bed.

Yeah, now that you mention it, it has been a while since I’ve been in my own bed, and I don’t even mean that in the way that would earn me a high five from someone.

ucla-mercy:

It’s pretty damn fun. I still miss LA though.

It is pretty freaking amazing if you ask me.

ucla-mercy:

Jack just loves us a lot more Quinn. Sorry.

Jack loves everyone more than Quinn. That’s just harsh.